PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An